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In March 2024, long before Justin Sun dropped $6.2 million to eat a duct-taped banana off a wall, I staged my own fruit-infused masterpiece. Armed with a banana, some tape, and a playful spirit, I created Banana Crimes—a performance art piece that cost me $0.59 and a dose of irreverence.
The setup was simple: me, dressed in a banana costume, a roll of duct tape, and an iPhone 14 Pro Max. The performance begins with a crash. I tape myself to a wall, bite into a banana, and then tape the remains to the wall where I once stood. A quick, one-take commentary on the absurdity of art, ownership, and value.
Shot and minted on Tezos on March 19, 2024, Banana Crimes was my way of poking fun at the world of conceptual art. It wasn’t about grand statements or market value. It was about embracing the fleeting, the ridiculous, and the sticky. The banana, now part of the wall, became the star of the show—left to linger until the moment fades to black.
Fast-forward to Justin Sun’s purchase of Maurizio Cattelan’s Comedian at auction. His $6.2 million acquisition gave him the right to duct-tape a banana to any wall and call it art. He then peeled it off and ate it in front of cameras, declaring it an intersection of art, memes, and cryptocurrency culture.

In March 2024, long before Justin Sun dropped $6.2 million to eat a duct-taped banana off a wall, I staged my own fruit-infused masterpiece. Armed with a banana, some tape, and a playful spirit, I created Banana Crimes—a performance art piece that cost me $0.59 and a dose of irreverence.
The setup was simple: me, dressed in a banana costume, a roll of duct tape, and an iPhone 14 Pro Max. The performance begins with a crash. I tape myself to a wall, bite into a banana, and then tape the remains to the wall where I once stood. A quick, one-take commentary on the absurdity of art, ownership, and value.
Shot and minted on Tezos on March 19, 2024, Banana Crimes was my way of poking fun at the world of conceptual art. It wasn’t about grand statements or market value. It was about embracing the fleeting, the ridiculous, and the sticky. The banana, now part of the wall, became the star of the show—left to linger until the moment fades to black.
Fast-forward to Justin Sun’s purchase of Maurizio Cattelan’s Comedian at auction. His $6.2 million acquisition gave him the right to duct-tape a banana to any wall and call it art. He then peeled it off and ate it in front of cameras, declaring it an intersection of art, memes, and cryptocurrency culture.

Sure, Sun’s banana came with a certificate of authenticity and a Sotheby’s bid sheet. Mine came with a $0.59 grocery store receipt. But the question remains the same: why do we care so much about a piece of fruit stuck to a wall? Is it the price tag? The absurdity? Or the conversation it sparks?
Banana Crimes was my answer to those questions. Art doesn’t have to come with a sky-high price tag to make a statement—or to make people laugh. Sometimes, all you need is a banana, some duct tape, and the willingness to look ridiculous for the sake of creativity.
You can still collect Banana Crimes on Tezos. It’s out there, just waiting for someone to appreciate its low-budget brilliance.
Because sometimes, art isn’t about what you spend. It’s about what sticks. 🍌

Sure, Sun’s banana came with a certificate of authenticity and a Sotheby’s bid sheet. Mine came with a $0.59 grocery store receipt. But the question remains the same: why do we care so much about a piece of fruit stuck to a wall? Is it the price tag? The absurdity? Or the conversation it sparks?
Banana Crimes was my answer to those questions. Art doesn’t have to come with a sky-high price tag to make a statement—or to make people laugh. Sometimes, all you need is a banana, some duct tape, and the willingness to look ridiculous for the sake of creativity.
You can still collect Banana Crimes on Tezos. It’s out there, just waiting for someone to appreciate its low-budget brilliance.
Because sometimes, art isn’t about what you spend. It’s about what sticks. 🍌

30 comments
banana
Banana cuff?
i was thinking more literal: “peel as tape” “peel as tape” banana, Artist’s arm shot with iphone 14 pro but we can go with banana cuff as the aka 🤣
Only you Aaron , only you 🍌 💞😂
🤣🤣🤗🍌
Maybe hyper should buy it for 7 mil and then tokenize it and lever up and sell it for 700
i’ll allow it 🤣 🍌
I mean tron mc did grow by like 3.5 bil from stunt so prob worth it
When you want a banana, but you love your hand too!
hiii areon
HAHAHAHAHA
Banana fashion is in now, huh? Love it
Like a bracelet or a banana watch😂
🍌🍌🍌
could have saved Justin $6,199,999.41 https://blog.aaronvick.com/justin-sun-paid-dollar62m-for-a-banana%E2%80%94my-dollar059-version-did-it-first
I effed up I did enjoy reading this article in my mailbox as a subscriber :) 🍖x125 100 $Aba 60👏
lol - justin missed out thx for subscribing!
Been a subscriber since I first joined here, and I read every one of them :)
Big miss by Sun
ikr!!
🍌🍌
Looks like Justin missed a 99.9999990484% discount. It's his loss I guess.
😔
Justin Sun Paid $6.2M for a Banana—My $0.59 Version Did It First How a $0.59 banana, tape, and a little creativity proved that art doesn’t need a $6.2M price tag to stick https://blog.aaronvick.com/justin-sun-paid-dollar62m-for-a-banana%E2%80%94my-dollar059-version-did-it-first
I consider the cover of your post to be even more artistic.
lol 🙏🏼
That's why I say hahaha this world is crazy! XD!
i got 3 for $0.43 today 😜
costco won’t treat u wrong 🤣
Your $0.59 banana art piece is a brilliant commentary on the commercialization of art.